Posted by
King Vinyl on Friday, October 30, 2009 9:45:03 AM
Why do we send our kids to Summer Camp??? There are many reasons but none of which is more important than to teach them to survive without you. Children who go to camp are thrust into this foreign environment where they have a very short time to learn the rules, meet new friends, and explore a little parental indepence.
Some kids hate camp some can't wait to go back but it always teaches us something about ourselves and our world around us. Our schools tell us that we need certain programs that are federally mandated to teach our kids about drugs, alcohol and sex. It is always better to expose a person to potential events rather to suffer the consequences of sheltering them from the reality that they ultimatly exist. But they insist some parents just don't take that responsibility as serious as others so the government has created a program to educate children in an effort to curb these type behaviors.
That is why I propose a new government funded program to combat the out rageous idea that America isn't the greatest nation on the face of the planet. I call it CAMP COMI!!!
At Camp Comi you will learn all about the work you will be doing once your body is big enough to use the machinery by cleaning in one of the apprenticeship stations while your instructed on how that manual trade performs it's service to the community.
At Campa Comi you will be taught the value of silent thought as your any attempt at input to the structure of daily events will not be tolerated; nor will complaints about the living arrangements, rations, or the tattoo on your arm.
Camp Comi's goal is to teach children and young adults about communism and why it is better to be governed by laws created by those elected by the people is much better than just being governed by people above the laws.