Posted by
King Vinyl on Wednesday, January 07, 2009 10:32:16 PM
Every cloud has a silver lining and so does this so called worst economy since the great depression. So in the spirit of the Late Show which died and we wish they would have taken their host; Wahoo, Nebraska's own David Letterman with them.
Here are the top ten good things about our bad economy!!!
10) Many illegal aliens are self deporting because they can't find enough work
9) Union companies can't strike for over inflated wages because they can't sell their overpriced products
8) The Chinese aren't selling as many products so gas prices are half of what they were this last summer.
7) SUV sales are up and Hybrid sales are down so American will be safer on the roads.
6) Evironmentally ill issues are taking a back seat to reality.
5) More people than expected are buying convertor boxes for their TV's which means cable/satelite companies are going to have to cater to families if they want to stay in business.
4) Many couples may consider the staying together as a financial plus and more children would have the benefit of a two parent family.
3) Less traffic on the highways and even fewer motorist on their cell phones in traffic.
2) Oil rich companies are going broke so they can't afford to finance terroists.
And the number 1 good thing about a "bad economy" is
1) People go back to the churches because they remember they do beleive in God and not the government.